Feel free to ask us ANYTHING, we're open minded and love talking about sex. Would love to hear from our followers.
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Yes
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Awesome
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Robin
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Wifey
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Dubai
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ the condom broke....but we both kept keeping on
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Horses fucking...sorry
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Holding her hands behind her back as I suck her clit into my mouth and jam my fingers into her warm pussy
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Have wifey come to bed with thigh highs and nothing else.
10: Top or bottom? Whatever the mood needs
11: We were about to cum but then her mom came down and I literally felt my balls tighten and held it in.
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Not necessary but sure are a lot of fun going time after time all night long.
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: A dead body
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: snooks...wtf???
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:love the taste, the control, the sweetness of her pussy....how could ANYONE dislike it? I could lick and suck her pussy ALL FUCKING DAY
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Nothing "weird", but my gal sure is experimental.
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Often lick and suck her after a quick creampie. Truly love the combined taste of her and me. yummmmmm
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: every time....snip, snip lol
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?wifey....truly a model lover.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: cucumber
21: How big is too big: 8 inches...
22: One sexual thing you would never do: bondage
23: Biggest turn on: anal
24: Three spots that drive you insane: nipples, cock head, prostate
25: Worst possible time to get horny: in church
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:absolutely, always strive for it.
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: I should be monogamous
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: ????
29: Best sexual complement you ever got: WOW
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Landing strip as long as the lips are smooth
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Yep, sometimes awesome without it. Always means the morning will be double nutter
32: Fill in the blank: "If they swing and moan, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body: prostate
34: Favorite foreplay activities:massage, rubbing, tit play, manual stimulation, fingering, oh hell,,,,,,everything
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
Anonymous said: ewww
I don’t care about your opinion anon. Say it to my face not over anon
anons are sooooo brave……NOT